10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..