10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike