10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim