10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• It's Free To Fold...
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003