10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986