10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003