10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "No river, no fish."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.