10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is for loners.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez