10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."