10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Fold and live to fold again
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear