10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is for loners.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.