10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel