10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• It's Free To Fold...
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.