10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson