10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---