10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.