10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.