10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio