10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death