10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.