10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."