10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!