10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.