10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow