10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Welcome to kicker school
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones