10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
I should have stayed home and played with myself.
"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"