10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.