10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak