10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris