10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Fook the floosh droo!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.