10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson