10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.