10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."