10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.