10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is for loners.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician