10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986