10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• if u play for the thrill u are ill