10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.