10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels