10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim