10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is for loners.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.