10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.