10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek