10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--