10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)