10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson