10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"