10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Welcome to kicker school
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger