10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- if u play for the thrill u are ill