10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --